Everyone knows once you make it upstairs youre safe
gonna put them on my christmas tree shaped christmas tree
tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.
no not all girls take 5 hours to get ready. no not because i want to talk about something sensitive does it mean im menstruating. no not all girls say cute every 2 seconds in a gretchen weiner voice. no maybe the reason i call myself ugly is because i have actually issues with my physical appearance, not because im searching for attention. im so over people generalizing and stereotyping girls jesus fucking christ.
this movie is the scariest shit
the scariest part is that this is exactly how most parents are
appropriate things to say when a teacher asks if you have your homework:
- mind your own business
- who are you
- don’t worry about it
- where am i
- hhhh hh
- no thank you
- dont force your religion on me